Account Balance Cream, Red Flag For Nigerian Men
Every day on the Nigerian internet there are people who keep their eyes riveted on our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, views on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes they are just plain silly.
Here’s a rundown of the best we’ve seen:
The reason I didn’t date you is because you don’t sell Account Balance Enlargement Cream
– Omo kiikan? (@OmoKiikan) July 16, 2020
Super super size o!
Lol my laptop keeps trying to tell me it’s tired. My dear, drink an energy drink o. I poor.
– K10shaw (@ officiallyk10) July 16, 2020
as they hack billionaires, they assume they hack teni too, but don’t wish to be horses
– Tomi (@TomyyO_) July 15, 2020
“I WANT TO BE BILLIONAIRE”
I met a Nigerian man who doesn’t like ironing.
Wow. What a red flag.
– Big belly ‘Nenye (@The_Nenye) July 16, 2020
He can’t iron?!?! Leave him, sister.
The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood.
– Moche_Mofo ?? (@kayzywizzy) July 16, 2020
Apart from iPhone users, people who wear it are another group of people who think they are successful in life. pic.twitter.com/TmCRIytQPX
– | Y • B • N • L | ? (@Remmzor_YBNL) July 16, 2020
Do you think it’s easy to buy a face shield?
Those roommates in boarding schools who never allow us to sit on their beds because it’s always arranged. UNA DEY CRAZY!
– Stephen.A? (@_stephhani) July 15, 2020
What happened to your own bed?
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